it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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