I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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