He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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