no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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