Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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