North Korea, Best Korea!
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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