Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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