We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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