There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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