so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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