hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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