what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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