are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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