don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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