Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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