Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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