Pappa wants mamma naked
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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