This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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