Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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