This dress was meant to end up on your floor
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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