i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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