pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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