i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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