dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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