I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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