We're facebook friends in real life
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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