and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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