why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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