I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
