To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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