I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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