She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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