Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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