He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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