Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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