no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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