So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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