If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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