So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
zippers are such a cool invention
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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