It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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