what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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