You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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