Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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