The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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