If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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