Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I look better un-naked...
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I am available for nakedness
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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