how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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