if you like me you must not know who I am
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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