Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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