Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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