You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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