just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
