But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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