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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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